Aug 29 2009
I Love Freedom of Speech
(Warning: Not for the weak-stomached or faint of heart.)
In late winter 2003, the United States of America had a President named George W. Bush. He was, at that time, exploiting the 9/11 attack on our country in order to promote war on Iraq. This war-making would be very beneficial to his and his friends’ financial interests and, he hoped, to his political career. A rather weak-willed citizenry followed him like the proverbial drove of dumb sheep.
It was my blessing (or curse) to see then that this would be another Vietnam-like fiasco and waste of lives. Thus, I participated in a march for peace (also known as anti-war) in the nation’s capitol. This was on the Ides of March, 2003. A month later, the USA entered the protested war.
For the sake of historians who relish primary sources, I would like to publicly report the text on signs of my fellow marchers. A thorough knowledge of the players, allies, scapegoats, and the nation’s mood and contemporary pop culture will be needed to understand some of the messages.
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How did our oil get under their sand?
Read my apoca-lips.
Dad, I need money for gas. Can I start a war?
Chiracq for American president.
Merci, France! Danke, Deurschland!
Empty warheads in White House.
W stands for wrong.
The Pope, France, Germany, and Daddy can’t all be wrong.
Make love on a rock.
Drunken draft dodger drives country into ditch.
Bush: war-whore. Whose missile is bigger? (This accompanied by racy cartoon drawing with a missile replacing a male anatomical feature.)
(A sign carried by a young woman: )
The only BUSH I trust is my own.
We know Saddam has the weapons because we have the receipts.
Support our troops: Bring them home!
Tea for peace delegates $325
Conference room $1,80
Hotel rooms $3,445
PEACE PRICELESS!
I miss sex in the White House.
Who would Jesus bomb?
I’m in shock but not in awe.
Frodo has lost. Bush has the ring.
No child left behind really means send them to Iraq.
(On an 8-year-old boy’s T-shirt: )
Am I collateral damage?
A sandwich-board sign on a jack Russell terrier…
(One side) Little Dog for Peace.
(Other side) He’s not my President!
Now, in 2009, many more people agree with the marchers. A bit late, I say. Hopefully, we will finally remember history so as to avoid being condemned to repeat it.
With much irony: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori. *
Maren E. Morgan-Thomson
· *It is sweet and fitting to die for one’s country.